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THE REJECTION LINE

 

Have you ever been hassled for your phone number by someone you didn't particularly like?

Ever wished for a quick, easy, embarrassment-free way to get rid of that random stranger for good?

I know I have.

Well, now it's here; the rejection line. You're only 10 digits away from making a hasty exit, and by the time Person X discovers they've been given the slip, you're happily elsewhere. Later, when they dial the number you've given them, they're greeted with a recorded message informing them that they've been ditched.

You don't have to be mean to their face, they don't have to get shot down in flames in front of their friends.

 

The rejection line is a dedicated phone service that does the rejecting for you. Simply save the number in your phone as "new number" or something like that and when they ask for your number give them this: 0419 317 446

 

When they call the number the next day they'll be greeted with the following message:

"Hi, you've contacted the rejection line, unfortunately the person who gave you this number never wants to see you again. We'd like to take this opportunity to officially reject you"